Al Qaeda threat to South Indian Airports!!!!!

An airport official in Trichy( A small city/town/village in Tamil Nadu) said that he recived a letter that threatened bomb blasts in all the South Indian airports. In the words of the tennis god John McEnroe "You've got to be kidding me!!!!". Which idiot writes letters like these. Hamburger. "We are going to bomb all the South Indian airports".That's a dead giveaway. Haven't these guys ever heard of stealth?? Haven't these guys watched any of those movies where they teach you how to do a terrorist attack??.Hamburger. This proves one thing though."We Indians are never really good at doing anything right!!". I mean, imagine the plight of the guy who spearheaded this whole initiative.He would have meticulously planned the whole event, leaving on
final detail i.e. the letter to his assistant. He would have told him to give the letter to the airport authorities AFTER the bomb attacks. Also,c'mon,who writes a terrorist letter in tamil!!!!. I mean that should have been the biggest goofup in the historyof terrorism.Bin laden must be spinning in his dialysis machine!!! An Al-Qaeda threat in tamil...C'mon... This is the problem with these tamilians. There are sooo gung-ho about their language( They had once asked for the constitution to be rewritten in Tamil!!!), they refuse to learn
other languages. To them, Hindi & any other language is a ton of bullcrap and Tamil is the national langauage of India. Hamburger.I bet,the guy who wrote the letter must have refused to learn any language other than tamil during his schooling in terrorism school in Pakistan. See this is what we lack in India. A proper Terrrorism school like they have in Pakistan. Pakistan calls it ISI, but whatever.Terrorism school really helps.They help you eliminate the silly mistakes like the ones these guys did.The following are some of the sessions held there:

Lesson 1: Do not, I repeat, Do not send out any hoax message, Finish the work and then send out
the message
Lesson 2: Watch a lot of Terrorism-based English movies like Munich, Fahrenheit 911,World Trade
Center and all the Hrithik Roshan movies(his movies are soo bad that they provoke terrorism!!!) etc

Did you know the list of cities that were on that list!!!! Chennai, Trichy, Madurai, Coimbatore and some airports in Kerala. Hahaha Kerala.. Imagine how frustrated the terrorist must have been with all the mallus(I mean, No Offense but how isn't??). He has decided to bomb some airports in Kerala even though it wasn't on his agenda. I guess this is how the conversation must have been

Terrorist 1: So macha, you got the list of airports to bombaaa. Chennai, Trichy, Madurai, Coimbatore...
Terrorist 2: Ya Ya.. We have gone over the list like a million times... Hamburger...
Terrorist 1: Macha I know this we are terrorists and we are like trying to eliminate all the worldly evil and stuff. Why don't we bomb some cities in Kerala Macha!!!! It would be fun
Terrorist 2: Kerala.. Dude... We have already finished the testing and you are coming up with new requirements now!!!!
Terrorist 1: But macha, like I said before "We are like trying to eliminate all the worldly evil" and we are doing nothing to the mallus. No offense, but aren't they the ones we are supposed to eliminate???
Terrorist 2: I agree with you da, but the problem is that none of the mallus are now in Kerala. Eliminating all the mallus is a very cumbersome process, coz other than Antartica they are present everywhere. They are everywhere. They are like Gults(read Andhraites) in the IT industry. We cannot track them down.
Terrorist 1: But I want to kill some mallus (Crying....)
Terrorist 2: Ok ok.. Stop crying like a baby. We shall also bomb some kerala airports. Some, hell.... there's just one airport in Kerala.. Lets bomb it....

Chennai, Trichy, Madurai, Coimbatore!!!! Which brainiac decides to bomb these airports. Other than Chennai, there are hardly 10 people in all the other three airports combined and all of them are airport personnel!!! Hamburger. All these mistakes come with the lack of a good terrorist school... I hope the government seriously looks into this issue and considering setting up a school at the earliest..

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